CLASSIFIED INFORMATION : TOP SECRET
Subject : Biotech, astrophysics and parricoheterolactogenia research center (spontaneous generation of yogurt drops on laminated floorboards).
Summary of the last hours :
0800 End of the night shift.
0900 Arrival of the day shift. Only one hour late.
0945 Beginning of work.
1000 Coffee break.
1030 Back to work
1045 Dr Jeff leaves his desk. He accidentally keeps a flask full of genetic material in his pocket while going for a number two.
1100 Dr Jeff Drops the flask containing the priceless highly sensitive genetic material in the loo and flushes everything away.
1115 Dr Jeff is back to work.
1130 The research center breaks contact.
1145 The day shift is not out for lunch yet.
1200 Still no one in the pub (Ye Olid Coinin). A police patrol is sent on the scene.
1300 An infantry section is sent to find the missing police agents and workers.
1400 Several sources (mainly customers of the pub) report gunfire as well as a septic tank smell. A witness has furthermore mentioned a heavily armed grumpy rabbit which would have been "sucked in our world" from a wormhole created during a failed experience based on a theory about a parallel world where humanity has lost the great war against rabbits (because of an alliance between rabbits and kakapos). It is however important to note that the witness was completely plastered.
1500 Due to the failure of conventional forces the minister for defence requests the SCHNAPS FORCE, the earthlings elite unit, for a last chance operation.
1530 Most of the SCHNAPS FORCE agents being engaged in the war against the Biourgbs (A highly bellicose alien race carrying on a crusade to force the wearing of white socks under the sandals), the SCHNAPS high command can only dispatch a single agent, KooeeMan...
It's Time For The Showdown!
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